A Facebook Friend — I think that’s the modern term for an old acquaintance half-forgotten whom one randomly stalks stumbles across in the wee hours of the morning, yes? Anyway, let us say a Facebook Friend — has a very old profile photo of a Cubee dressed up as himself.  This led me to wonder, what on Earth is a Cubee? Ten minutes of browsing later, my night was committed.  Committed to a tiny mouse and his grand ambitions…

To prove their mousy worth,
they’ll overthrow the earth,
They’re dinky,
they’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
BRAIN!

Narf!