I thought I was buying this brand-new for $0.01 back around Black Friday, until I realized (after I had submitted the order and they had billed my card, aka “too late”) that one $20 rebate was actually an upgrade rebate. Oops. So Fry’s got $20 for it instead of $0.01. Oh well.

None of that back-story can excuse this:

Yes. That’s a hinged computer software box. There is little more to say. I’m sad. : (