I’m a web crawling spider; you an Internet mosquito;

You thought the 7-layer model referred to a burrito.

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fs sa rlidwka

I’ll chown your home and take your access away

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You’re outside your scope, son, close them curly brackets

‘Cause I drop punk-a** b****es like a modem drops packets

Awesome. Even the non-computer geeks can appreciate the rhymes, though you’ll need a bit of UNIX background to appreciate the awesomeness: “Kill Dash Nine” – Monzy

Sorry for the censoring… don’t want my blog getting blocked by content filters. I’m sure you understand. -Ed

Update: To answer Craig’s question: props to Scott for pointing me to that! [/Update]

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