There are no seatbelts and no leg room in the back of a squad car.
[Update 2-12-2008 02:37: As Jason notes, it would probably be appropriate for me to mention that we did not, in fact, get arrested. Though it was really fun to post that from my phone 🙂 In reality, the officer was keeping us warm in his squad car while we waited for a tow truck to arrive to pull Ashley’s poor Beetle to a mechanic for a little TLC. So no crazy arrest story… sorry! Just a tiny bit of good luck in an otherwise pretty rough day, in that we happened to break down in a tiny patch of “The Middle Of Nowhere” that actually had cellular reception. [/Update]